Number of times have bashed head against wall 6, number of pillowcases ruined by smeared mascara 19, number of chocolate bars wished I had eaten 72 (am currently broke, not v.g)

Have, of course, realised am not total genius. Is acceptable to NOT be genius, is not acceptable to cry over lack of genius. Have also discovered that lack of math skills will forever haunt me.
Will become horrible tragic spinster who cannot even count her cats.
Will go eat popcorn and think about lack of genius.